I want to walk on stilts...naked
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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