ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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