Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
MIDGETS
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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