Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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