she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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