great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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