But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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