I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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