just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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