Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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