no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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