Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize