...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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