No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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