when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Sponge bath it is.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
