im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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