R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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