Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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