She said her name was "party"
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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