***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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