Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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