Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
