is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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