I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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