Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
