i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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