Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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