East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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