My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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