She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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