I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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