Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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