We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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