Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I think your dad took our porno
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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