Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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