it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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