According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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