We're facebook friends in real life
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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