So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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