So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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