do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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