Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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