Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You ate ashes out of my bong
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