North Korea, Best Korea!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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