you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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