I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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