history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
where are my eyebrows?
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