Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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