His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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