I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
