god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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