it wasn't lemon gatorade
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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