she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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