They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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