im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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