Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I did not marry a roomba.
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