Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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