one two three fourrrrnication!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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