Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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