So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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