he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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