he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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