Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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