so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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