This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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